Oct 21, 2018

Each Zodiac Sign’s Secret Ambition

It has long been said that opposites attract, and many astrologers believe that a sign’s “secret ambition” can be uncovered by looking directly across the zodiac wheel. Then there’s the saying, “the grass is always greener on the other side.” Do the zodiac signs imagine their opposite signs leading the life they themselves can only dream of? Let’s find out…

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Secret Ambition: to link arms with a significant other and bring about reconciliation and justice on a global scale, while singing “Let There Be Peace on Earth” in 2-part harmony

Actual Job: enforcer for The Mob in Hell’s Kitchen, New York, while moonlighting as an insult comic

TAURUS (April 20-May 21)

Secret ambition: to be a sex therapist turned private investigator who operates an embalming parlour in what used to be Amityville House

Actual Job: wardrobe stylist for UPS

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

Secret ambition: to be a freelance animal trainer and bungee jumping coach working aboard a cruise ship travelling to all seven continents during the course of each year

Actual Job: computer programmer working in the basement of a nondescript building in Manhattan, Kansas

CANCER (June 21-July 22)

Secret Ambition: to be a ruthless, over-achieving real estate developer who stops at nothing to ensure his rise to the top and works in a high rise that makes Trump Tower look like a pre-fab storage building

Actual Job: nursing assistant working with disadvantaged children in Liberia

LEO (July 23-August 22)

Secret Ambition: to be a radical, eccentric and utterly mad scientist and inventor working behind the scenes to overthrow the status quo

Actual Job: personal trainer for people who would rather be at a fine restaurant eating brownie sundae cheesecake

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22)

Secret Ambition: to be a psychic ghost-whisperer gypsy traveller in a billowing silk caftan who teaches lucid dreaming in a parallel universe.

Actual Job: professional copy editor in Gothenburg, Nebraska

LIBRA (September 23-October 22)

Secret Ambition: to rule the world as the leader of a military dictatorship in a country where bullying is a much sought-after degree at national universities

Actual Job: guidance counsellor at a middle school who works as a referee on weekends

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21)

Secret Ambition: to be a salt-of-the-earth farmer who operates a seed-and-feed store and teaches 4-H participants how to raise longhorn cattle in Tyler, Texas

Actual Job: research assistant to a mortician named Miss Cleo

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21)

Secret Ambition: to be a best-selling author and Grammy-winning songwriter with multiple personality disorder

Actual Job: church secretary

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19)

Secret Ambition: to be a stay-at-home parent, home-schooling ten children plus a couple of neighbour kids, while filling orders for baked goods sold through an Etsy shop

Actual job: know-it-all IT manager

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18)

Secret Ambition: to be a cardiologist and reality-show personality, with a side job as emperor of a small country

Actual Job: social worker with responsibility for 100 cases

PISCES (February 19 to March 20)

Secret Ambition: to be a Nobel-prize-winning scientist in the highly specialized field of taxonomy while operating a home-based data processing company

Actual Job: psychic ghost-whisperer gypsy traveller in a billowing silk caftan who teaches lucid dreaming in a parallel universe

Sources: Tell My Tarot, Karen Black

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